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    Default Jokes & Funny SMS

    Guys, lets start a jokes or Funny SMS thread. Post your favorite jokes or Funny SMS here.

    So lets start with an old jokes...

    Jokes-------
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    Fokir: Baba 10 taka den. Cha khabo.
    Man: Cha to 5 taka.
    Fokir: Girlfriend niye khabo.
    Man: Fokir hoye abar girlfriend banaye felso?
    Fokir: Jina. Girlfriend e amare fokir banaise.


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    Jotil hoise.
    @anik_lc vai, aro kisu jokes den.

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    Sorry for the slang but couldn't resist the temptation of posting this SMS I got


    Sender: Ja tir ja amar doster sonay giaya lag

    ------> ----------->

    <----------- <-----------

    Sender:kire tir ferot aili ken

    tir: boss apnar doster to sona nai

    Like a wolf in sheep's clothing
    I try to hide my deepest sins,
    Of all the things that I've done wrong
    And I know where I belong.



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    Default Re: Jokes & Funny SMS

    Quote Originally Posted by Walking Death View Post
    Sorry for the slang but couldn't resist the temptation of posting this SMS I got


    Sender: Ja tir ja amar doster sonay giaya lag

    ------> ----------->

    <----------- <-----------

    Sender:kire tir ferot aili ken

    tir: boss apnar doster to sona nai
    woah... serious censor issues here :O

    ---------- Post added at 19:21 ---------- Previous post was at 19:20 ----------

    eita amar bhaiar gf disilo lol

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    eta ekta british joke.ektu valo kore poro sobai.coz british joke gula khub chapa prokitir hoy.sohoje bujha jay na.tobe prothome porei bujte parle asol moja.


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    watashi da kara dekiru

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    Default Re: Jokes & Funny SMS

    Quote Originally Posted by anik_lc View Post
    Guys, lets start a jokes or Funny SMS thread. Post your favorite jokes or Funny SMS here.

    So lets start with an old jokes...

    Jokes-------
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    Fokir: Baba 10 taka den. Cha khabo.
    Man: Cha to 5 taka.
    Fokir: Girlfriend niye khabo.
    Man: Fokir hoye abar girlfriend banaye felso?
    Fokir: Jina. Girlfriend e amare fokir banaise.

    Anik vai aita ami sedin news paper e porsi........LoL very funny joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanim View Post
    eta ekta british joke.ektu valo kore poro sobai.coz british joke gula khub chapa prokitir hoy.sohoje bujha jay na.tobe prothome porei bujte parle asol moja.


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    joke bhalo kintu akta major chapa ase. british joke-e dollars???
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    Here is a sms joke i got 4rm my bro

    Judge: Apni apnar wife ke kano divorce dite chan?
    Husband: Karon amar wife amar sathe dui bosor kono kotha bole na.
    Judge: Kintu aktu age apni bollen je apnar wife er previous month a bacha hoyese!!
    Husband: Bacha howar bapare ki kono kotha bolar dorkar hoy???

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    BABA: Ei bar toke math e 90 paite hobe.

    Gadha Chele:nah baba,ami 100 e pabo.

    BABA:amar sathe soitani hocche?

    Gadha Chele: SHuru ke korse?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ^_^ View Post
    joke bhalo kintu akta major chapa ase. british joke-e dollars???
    jamai j american...
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    A Girl asked her hujur, "Can I Kiss my love?"
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    Girl: "Can I kiss my boyfriend?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by anik_lc View Post
    A Girl asked her hujur, "Can I Kiss my love?"
    Hujur: "Astagfirullah"
    Girl: "Can I kiss my boyfriend?"
    Hujur: "Naujubillah"
    Girl: "Can I kiss you?"
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    CCC Hujurer name a ki kotha

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    CCC Hujurer name a ki kotha
    Keno Hujur er o ki mon chay na? Khali tomar ekar?

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    here's some

    1. 6 facts on earth?
    1st you can't touch all your
    teeth with your tongue

    2nd fact: after reading this all
    fools wil try it

    3rd fact: now you will smile bcoz u have
    become a fool

    4rd fact: now u will want to fool your friends

    5rd: u will forward it to all fools

    6th fact: 1st fact is false



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    premik: tomar undergarments dieye ami ki korbo?

    Like a wolf in sheep's clothing
    I try to hide my deepest sins,
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    Boy: Ar ektukhani.
    Girl: Ar parchina, maaa-gooo!
    Boy: Ekhuni dhuke jabe sona.
    Girl: Khub tight go.
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    1.A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
    Dr: What salary U Xpect?
    Nurse: Tk.10,000.
    Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
    Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

    2.Two men went 2 a callgirl.
    1st went in and came out n said
    “Na my wife is better.”
    2nd went in and came out n said
    “U R right ur wife is much better.”
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    Lolzzzz )))))))
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    Quote Originally Posted by saz1d
    a cute nurse came 4 the interview.
    Dr: What salary u xpect?
    Nurse: Rs.10,000.
    Dr was overjoyed & said: My pleasure.
    Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000
    hahahahahahahah omg, ¤¤¤¤ :o lmfaooooooooooo

    ---------- Post added at 12:40 ---------- Previous post was at 12:38 ----------

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walking Death View Post

    1. 6 facts on earth?
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    teeth with your tongue

    2nd fact: after reading this all
    fools wil try it

    3rd fact: now you will smile bcoz u have
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    4rd fact: now u will want to fool your friends

    5rd: u will forward it to all fools

    6th fact: 1st fact is false
    pura e fool hoilam

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