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    1. General George S. Patton

    (addressing to his troops before Operation Overlord(D-Day), June 5, 1944)
    "Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the 中中中山 who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-中中 Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"

    (addressing his troops prior to Operation Overlord, June 5, 1944)
    "We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."

    (addressing to his troops before Operation Overlord, June 5, 1944)
    "There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, Well, your Granddaddy shoveled 中中 in Louisiana. No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-中中 named Georgie Patton!"

    "No 中中中 ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb 中中中 die for his country."



    2. General Douglas Macarthur, Supreme Allied Commander of South-West Pacific

    "Nothing would please me better than if they would give me three months and then attack here." (speaking of the Philippines, December 5, 1940)

    "I shall return." (speaking about the Philippines, when he was forced to retreat to Austrailia, 1942)

    "I have returned." (at the Philippines, 1944)



    3. "Nuts" - General MacAuliffe (when asked to surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944)



    4. "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time." - Lieutenant General Lewis B.Chesty Puller (surrounded by 8 enemy divisions)

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    Default Kilroy Was Here!

    In 1946 the American Transit Association, through its radio program, "Speak to America," sponsored a nationwide contest to find the REAL Kilroy, offering a prize of a real trolley car to the person who could prove himself to be the genuine article.

    Almost 40 men stepped forward to make that claim, but only James Kilroy from Halifax, Massachusetts had evidence of his identity.

    Kilroy was a 46-year old shipyard worker during the war. He worked as a checker at the Fore River Shipyard in Quincy. His job was to go around and check on the number of rivets completed. Riveters were on piecework and got paid by the rivet.

    Kilroy would count a block of rivets and put a check mark in semi-waxed lumber chalk, so the rivets wouldn't be counted twice. When Kilroy went off duty, the riveters would erase the mark.

    Later on, an off-shift inspector would come through and count the rivets a second time, resulting in double pay for the riveters.

    One day Kilroy's boss called him into his office. The foreman was upset about all the wages being paid to riveters, and asked him to investigate. It was then that he realized what had been going on.

    The tight spaces he had to crawl in to check the rivets didn't lend themselves to lugging around a paint can and brush, so Kilroy decided to stick with the waxy chalk. He continued to put his checkmark on each job he inspected, but added KILROY WAS HERE in king-sized letters next to the check, and eventually added the sketch of the chap with the long nose peering over the fence and that became part of the Kilroy message. Once he did that, the riveters stopped trying to wipe away his marks.

    Ordinarily the rivets and chalk marks would have been covered up with paint. With war on, however, ships were leaving the Quincy Yard so fast that there wasn't time to paint them.

    As a result, Kilroy's inspection "trademark" was seen by thousands of servicemen who boarded the troopships the yard produced. His message apparently rang a bell with the servicemen, because they picked it up and spread it all over Europe and the South Pacific. Before the war's end, "Kilroy" had been here, there, and everywhere on the long haul to Berlin and Tokyo.

    To the unfortunate troops outbound in those ships, however, he was a complete mystery; all they knew for sure was that some jerk named Kilroy had "been there first." As a joke, U.S. servicemen began placing the graffiti wherever they landed, claiming it was already there when they arrived.

    Kilroy became the U.S. super-GI who had always "already been" wherever GIs went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places imaginable (it is said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arch De Triumphe, and even scrawled in the dust on the moon.)

    And as the war went on, the legend grew. Underwater demolition teams routinely sneaked ashore on Japanese-held islands in the Pacific to map the terrain for the coming invasions by U.S. troops (and thus, presumably, were the first GI's there). On one occasion, however, they reported seeing enemy troops painting over the Kilroy logo!

    In 1945, an outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Roosvelt, Stalin, and Churchill at the Potsdam conference.

    The first person inside was Stalin, who emerged and asked his aide (in Russian), "Who is Kilroy?" .

    To help prove his authenticity in 1946, James Kilroy brought along officials from the shipyard and some of the riveters. He won the trolley car, which he gave to his nine children as a Christmas gift and set it up as a playhouse in the Kilroy front yard in Halifax, Massachusetts.

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    Wait. There's more on Patton. No limit to this guy.


    "The two most dangerous weapons the Germans have are our own armored halftrack and jeep. The halftrack because the boys in it go all heroic, thinking they are in a tank. The jeep because we have so many God-awful drivers."


    Patton on race :


    ("The 761st "Black Panther" Tank Battalion in World War II") :
    "Men, you're the first Negro tankers to ever fight in the American Army. I would never have asked for you if you weren't good. I have nothing but the best in my Army. I don't care what color you are as long as you go up there and kill those Kraut sons of 中中中. Everyone has their eyes on you and is expecting great things from you. Most of all your race is looking forward to you. Don't let them down and damn you, don't let me down!"



    Patton on Jews :


    (After the Holocaust: Rebuilding Jewish Lives in Post War Germany) :
    "We entered a synagogue which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. Either these Displaced Persons never had any sense of decency or else they lost it all during their period of internment by the Germans... My personal opinion is that no people could have sunk to the level of degradation these have reached in the short space of four years."



    "[others may believe]... that the Displaced Person is a human being, which he is not, and this applies particularly to the Jews, who are lower than animals."



    Patton on Russians :

    "The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinese or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other amiable characteristics, the Russian has no regard for human life and they are all out sons-of-中中中, barbarians, and chronic drunks."




    Insane! dude.

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    kire WW II neya project work korte korte dialouge gula ber korsis naki??

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    WWII amar priyo subject

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    Ei khane koekta quote ami Band of Brothers Movie ta te porsi, dekhsi ar onek WWII game eo ei quotes guli deoa.

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    WW II amaro favourite topic .. Bises kore Battle of France in 1940 amar kase darun lage...

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    ajke TV te mugabe ke dekhlam.. hitler r moto moch rakhe.

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    Robert Mugabe.....Zimbabwe er dictator? oi beta moch rakha porjontoi, Hitler er payer dhular o shoman hobar joggota nai

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    Hitler er dharer kase aste parbe na MUGABE sara jibon chesta korley.

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    Mone hochhe Hitler (an evil guy) ke shobai ei forum e onek respect kore.

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    nope. Hitler was an a******. but there is so much 2 WW2. btw, did u guys know Russia(then SU) first wanted 2 team up with Axis. But Axis oder patta na deoate Allied e dukhse.

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    Jana ase. WW II er aga matha sob mutamuti jana ase ...

    By the way, HITLER was a great leader. I respect him.

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    y? don't u know abt the holocausts in WW2 that Hitler was responsible 4? he killed all those Jews and all. Only thing he led Germany to was its destruction. i dunno WHY u respect him.

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