OK, so in the spirit of keeping the forum alive and making random new topics I've stumbled across an idea (shamelessly stole it from elsewhere).
This is basically a place to share stories about stupid things people say or do in your day to day life. Nothing malicious, just a bit of a laugh. Whether it's something you've done, or something someone else has done, this is the place to throw it so everyone can have a chuckle.
Everyone good? I'll get the ball rolling.
Watching a nature show with my mum when I was younger, bears were featured in a river catching salmon;
Mum: "do they eat those salmon raw?"
Stepdad: "no, they start a fire and cook them" (obvious sarcasm)
Mum: "Really? How do they do that?"
I'm sure I'll have plenty of my own stupid moments, but thought I'd use this to set the tone!