Only a moron would try to wash her daughter in a washing machine; or shake hands with the business end of a chainsaw; or light a match to check the contents of a gas tank. And yet manufacturers continue to go to laughable lengths to protect their customers, bombarding them with ridiculous warning labels or stunningly obvious explanations of how their products work. Here are 10 of the best--or, worst-- Stunningly Dumb Warning Labels:
"DO NOT put any person in this washer"
"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"
"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)
"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)
"Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)
"Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"
"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)
"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)
"Do not use while sleeping" (on a hair dryer)