> Vigoss facts

[SP.Sn4k3y-]

> Vigoss facts


This is copy/pasta from a topic in other forum which I decided to share with you guys:

Yesterday I read for the n-th time the site chucknorrisfacts.com, and I decided it would be a nice joke to make a dota version of them, with vigoss as main hero. Some are a direct translation of Chuck Norris facts, others are made up. I hope you'll enjoy them and get a good laugh.


-Vigoss can play a 60 minutes game for 20.

-When MYM|H4nn1- goes to sleep, he checks for Vigoss in the closet.

-When SK watched one of Vigoss' replays, they decided to forfeit just to be on the safe side.

-It is rumoured that Vigoss is very strong 1v1. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this.

-If, by some paradox of time and space, Vigoss plays against himself, Vigoss will win. Period.

-If you have 1000 gold and Vigoss has 1000 gold, he has more gold than you.

-Vigoss does not kill Roshan. He just stares him to death, breaks the Aegis because he doesn't need it, and gives the cheese to the enemy. After all, it's always more fun if they die slower.

-You don't gang Vigoss. You just give him more gold from hero kills.

-Vigoss can dodge Chain Lightning. Without moving.

-LightOfHeaven is just another account of Vigoss - he uses it for casual, relax games.

-Once, SK.Loda decided to play 1v1 against Vigoss. It took him only three weeks to get a hold on himself and stop crying.

-Ice Frog made a special, customized version of dota especially for Vigoss. In the menu, he replaced "stop", "attack", "move" and "patrol" with "kill", "farm", "help teammates" and "destroy base".

-Sometimes, Vigoss allows the enemy players to kill him, just to give them some hope. Unfortunately, it never works.

-In one of these instances, when he decided to let the enemy team kill him, he had to chase all five of them to their fountain. It became a real problem, when the fountain was so scared that it forgot to attack. When they saw this, they forfeited the game.

-Once, Vigoss sent an illusion to scout the enemy base. It almost destroyed the World Tree.

-Vigoss can hook himself with Butcher - from maximum range. In fog of war.

-Vigoss doesn't have to lasthit creeps. They die out of sheer respect.

-According to legend, once the world's strongest players challenged Vigoss to play against them, controlling five different heroes on his own. He never did it again, claiming that it was too easy.

-If you leave from a game against Vigoss, you are not a leaver. It's just common sense.

-Vigoss does not get stunned. The stun gets Vigossed.

-Once, Vigoss decided to play in the finals of MYM Prime defending blindfolded. He made only three triple kills. Later on, people accused him of using headphones. He apologized.

-If Vigoss had a little sister, she would be better at dota than you are.

-Vigoss isn't God, but God isn't Vigoss either.

-Vigoss can maim with yasha.

-Some days ago ARS-ART said to Vigoss: "Dude i think you need to...". The same minute, ARS-ART moved to SK.

-When Vigoss picks up rune, it lasts for the whole game.

-Vigoss doesn't need warcraft to play dota.

p.s. this was written only for fun, and I had no intention of questioning anyone's skills. Please do not take it seriously.
Source: dota-allstars.com

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

Biggest secret: I am vigoss!

[SinEater]

Pyro just got Vigossed I guess..It will take more than 3 months for him to get a hold on himself..

[SP.Sn4k3y-]

Pyro just got Vigossed I guess..It will take more than 3 months for him to get a hold on himself..

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hahahaha !!!
this is just one of the best part of dota fan fact!!!

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

I soloed vigoss, and killed him once and died twice. My cs was 49 at 21 minutes, and when asked he replied his was 52. No joke! I was playing with Team Q against random IHCS people due to te virtue of my good friend IcicleQ. That was when I had that iMb4x0r 5000 taka line from Zip. (chora line)

Meh, wannabes gave thanks, nice.

[SinEater]

Mia fajil, chora line use koira vigoss re pitao....u were exploiting known (unknown to vigoss) bugs of the game!!!

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

Mia fajil, chora line use koira vigoss re pitao....u were exploiting known (unknown to vigoss) bugs of the game!!!

Hey, not my problem if I can get 1-2 MBPS upload, ~1 MBPS download, and in Q2 2007.

[SP.Sn4k3y-]

I soloed vigoss, and killed him once and died twice. My cs was 49 at 21 minutes, and when asked he replied his was 52. No joke! I was playing with Team Q against random IHCS people due to te virtue of my good friend IcicleQ. That was when I had that iMb4x0r 5000 taka line from Zip. (chora line)

Meh, wannabes gave thanks, nice.

Dont worry my friend we all believe you
Just be cool

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

Dont worry my friend we all believe you
Just be cool

Lol, Nafi is proof. I had a replay in my old hard-disk. Go eat your own ¤¤¤¤, retard. Done pretty amazing things in my short DotA career, it's amazing. ;0

[SP.Sn4k3y-]

I said I believe u negative retard , and the was for fun , U piece of ¤¤¤¤.

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

Look who's talking! Slow much?

[SP.Sn4k3y-]

do u want to start again in this thread also ?
I think me n MD was born for this ?
*******

What do u think it is ?
guess ?
( clue : we usually do this in almost all threads )

[<nfs>shadow wolf]

EROKON ARO JOKES POST KOIRO FAISAL DA :dTX

[Ryuzaki San™]

I soloed vigoss, and killed him once and died twice. My cs was 49 at 21 minutes, and when asked he replied his was 52. No joke! I was playing with Team Q against random IHCS people due to te virtue of my good friend IcicleQ. That was when I had that iMb4x0r 5000 taka line from Zip. (chora line)

Meh, wannabes gave thanks, nice.

liar liar...fat ¤¤¤ on fire !!

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

liar liar...fat ¤¤¤ on fire !!

What about the possible 5 pairs of eyes that saw the replays? 14 yrs old... Btw, you should checkme out now, pretty sure I look hotter than you.

[Ryuzaki San™]

What about the possible 5 pairs of eyes that saw the replays? 14 yrs old... Btw, you should checkme out now, pretty sure I look hotter than you.

hmm maybe i'd agree that after i've done with 5 raw sticks of weed...anyhow,i could make 10 people give evidence i beat the hell outta KuroKy....and then we both'd know we're lying,the same way you are...Anyhow might i interest you in sharing perhaps ...um i dunno... A REPLAY ?

[Walking Death]

I soloed vigoss, and killed him once and died twice. My cs was 49 at 21 minutes, and when asked he replied his was 52. No joke! I was playing with Team Q against random IHCS people due to te virtue of my good friend IcicleQ. That was when I had that iMb4x0r 5000 taka line from Zip. (chora line)

Meh, wannabes gave thanks, nice.

A good example of how Bangladeshi gamers do well individually in international level but suck at team play

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

hmm maybe i'd agree that after i've done with 5 raw sticks of weed...anyhow,i could make 10 people give evidence i beat the hell outta KuroKy....and then we both'd know we're lying,the same way you are...Anyhow might i interest you in sharing perhaps ...um i dunno... A REPLAY ?

Honestly, I do not care whether you believe be or not. I don't, really, about what some kid with a balloon for an ego believes what has already happened. No ones forcing you.

Farhan and Nafi used to stay at my place regularly and would play 0 delay, yes, 0 delay in Europe and we used to play in High-Level Room 2 with players from C00L.DotA and Delirium Gaming regularly. I played bundles of IHCS players back then. Tokhon oi rokom I player chilum. Haha! I remember the First non-DGL Assault Tournament in which I did not get hit by a single targeted stun because of blink and fog-utilization, lol. I remember jokhon first Cryminal Lvl 25 hoye clan bany amake invite kore Captain banaisilo. LOL! Everyone would have like 3-4 kills and I'd have 20+ in all games. You don't get that good playing locally. My upload was like 1 MB + and dload would be like over 300 Kbps. That was a special line. I don't brag but I got forcedinto it. Anyways...

Also, grow up Saquib!

And, WD, didn't get your post. No team-play? Bangladeshi player ra kokhonoi team play te kharap na. DtA when they won their first tournament, oder player ra khelteo parto na. They won ONLY because of teamplay. Shadowplay also showed bundles of Team-play throughout the last 2 years. Don't know what you are talking about. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS TEAM PLAY AT DOTA, but we lack in skill and knowledge, speaking for the most part of the community. Also teams like DtA, SP, DtM, XL all had credibility and promise. The only thing we lacked were international opponents. It is a proven fact in gaming - if you play locally you're only going to be as good as the best one in your locality. You have to face newer competition adapt to the next level, kinda like what happened with us in AoV.

[Walking Death]

And, WD, didn't get your post. No team-play? Bangladeshi player ra kokhonoi team play te kharap na. DtA when they won their first tournament, oder player ra khelteo parto na. They won ONLY because of teamplay. Shadowplay also showed bundles of Team-play throughout the last 2 years. Don't know what you are talking about. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS TEAM PLAY AT DOTA, but we lack in skill and knowledge, speaking for the most part of the community. Also teams like DtA, SP, DtM, XL all had credibility and promise. The only thing we lacked were international opponents. It is a proven fact in gaming - if you play locally you're only going to be as good as the best one in your locality. You have to face newer competition adapt to the next level, kinda like what happened with us in AoV.

Agreed!!!!!!! The only way to become smart by playing with smarter opponent

[Ryuzaki San™]

Honestly, I do not care whether you believe be or not. I don't, really, about what some kid with a balloon for an ego believes what has already happened. No ones forcing you.

Farhan and Nafi used to stay at my place regularly and would play 0 delay, yes, 0 delay in Europe and we used to play in High-Level Room 2 with players from C00L.DotA and Delirium Gaming regularly. I played bundles of IHCS players back then. Tokhon oi rokom I player chilum. Haha! I remember the First non-DGL Assault Tournament in which I did not get hit by a single targeted stun because of blink and fog-utilization, lol. I remember jokhon first Cryminal Lvl 25 hoye clan bany amake invite kore Captain banaisilo. LOL! Everyone would have like 3-4 kills and I'd have 20+ in all games. You don't get that good playing locally. My upload was like 1 MB + and dload would be like over 300 Kbps. That was a special line. I don't brag but I got forcedinto it. Anyways...

Also, grow up Saquib!

And, WD, didn't get your post. No team-play? Bangladeshi player ra kokhonoi team play te kharap na. DtA when they won their first tournament, oder player ra khelteo parto na. They won ONLY because of teamplay. Shadowplay also showed bundles of Team-play throughout the last 2 years. Don't know what you are talking about. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IS TEAM PLAY AT DOTA, but we lack in skill and knowledge, speaking for the most part of the community. Also teams like DtA, SP, DtM, XL all had credibility and promise. The only thing we lacked were international opponents. It is a proven fact in gaming - if you play locally you're only going to be as good as the best one in your locality. You have to face newer competition adapt to the next level, kinda like what happened with us in AoV.

I myself can play in Europe High Level 1 and Sweden Dota room lagg free... FYI !