Describe the noobest dota player of ur surroundings

[Ryuzaki San™]

The topic says it all...Describe the noobest dota player of your surroundings ( be it cafe,gg...wateva) ...As i myself have decided to keep my identity unknown, i shall not speak of the noobest player around me...Anyways people u guys carry on...(Amio tal milamu ne... )

P.s Critisize constructively and harsh words must not be used or even if they are used please do censor them because ai thread is gonna be a jotil thread if it goes on...SO DONOT GET IT LOCKED PEOPLE !!

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

Well, this topic deserves to be closed. Even if people don't use harsh words, the comments will still be degradatory. People will pin point their criticisms on someone, who in turn might easily feel violated. everyone has an ability and right to improve. I remember the time I was a noob and remember how I felt when people degraded me.

I do not know you Demigod, so I won't pass any comments on you, but I have a tingling feeling that the person I'm gonna call a noob in our players' circle may be more pro than you. :/ No offence.

I shall not close this topic. I'll wait for Sin Eater to comment.

[Ryuzaki San™]

Well, this topic deserves to be closed. Even if people don't use harsh words, the comments will still be degradatory. People will pin point their criticisms on someone, who in turn might easily feel violated. everyone has an ability and right to improve. I remember the time I was a noob and remember how I felt when people degraded me.

I do not know you Demigod, so I won't pass any comments on you, but I have a tingling feeling that the person I'm gonna call a noob in our players' circle may be more pro than you. :/ No offence.

I shall not close this topic. I'll wait for Sin Eater to comment.

Don't know about the degradation..But i myself thought that this might be a fun thread and people atota criticized o hobe na je tara gaming chaira dibe...And people can always defend themselves...I'll also wait for galib bhai to review this thread...Anyways until then....

[Noob™]

amar mone hoi topic ta evabe khola uchit hoinai. evabe kora jaito like- what is the funniest noobish thing u watched in a dota game. tahole noob player ra kisu lesson paito, onnora moja o korto. specifically kauke point/mention na korlei hoi.

[Ryuzaki San™]

Achha amar akta kotha ..Amra kintu kom beshi shobai noob der re gailai..Its not like amra atota bhalo je akta noob game ruin kore ar amra chup kore thaki..And this goes on starting from cafes, gaming platforms...everywhere...And as for u pyro i don't think you are an exception..In fact ami nije tomake lokjon ke serious criticism korte dekhsi...U often call people noob...Dont u think je tokhon oder degrade hoy...I don't get it ! Y den wud u take this thread to such a degrading one..? Please bother to reply...

[Mad Monk]

pura ekta CRAPPY thread...ami ekhon porjonto karo shathe DOTA
lan kheli nai...tarporo amar nijere JOSS player mone hoe....

amar mone hoe shob NOOB player er e khelar INTEREST Save korar
jonno ei type thinking thake...so NoBody is Noob...

shobcheye boro kotha PRACTICE korle shobai e valo player hoe...
er moddhe keu keu BESHI VALO & Talented hoe...r ami to aage thekei
TALENTED...hehehe...

[Mad Monk]

r amar ekta bepar ase sheita hoilo ami mainly FIFA FAN...
ami nijer chokheo onek NOOB re Jotil shob player k SIZE korte
dekhsi...FIFA08 emoni....eijonno amar View te halka problem thakte pare...

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

I am one of the biggest hard asses around. I personally criticise a lot of players when they play bad. But I never call somebody a Noob on their face. Yes, of course I call people noobs, if they are my friends. I call Nafi, Farhan, Mudd Noob all day long. Why, you ask? Because they are my friends.

I know you just wanted to have some fun Demi, but you must understand this is a public forum. Lots of people visit here and I am a moderator. It is my duty to see that no degradatory comments are being passed on these boards. It is a matter of public opinion. Believe you me, I have nothing against you.

As a matter of galafying, I don't really galafy noobs in game. Ami emon precautions nei jate amar na gaillaite hoy newbie der. Suppose I start a game which has newer players on my team, I'll always pick a farmer carry and will force the newb to take a tank. I will farm up and make a looooot of items and ensure that I can carry the team to victory. All I ask of the newb is that he comes to battles and tank and die. By the end, I am farmed up and I end up destroying everything in sight. This happens in all games I play with newbies or people I do not trust.

And Demigod, I am just your average fun loving person. But one these forums, I am a moderator. So I am more mature when I am posting on these boards. You cannot really compare my outside activities to myself on these forums.

[Noob™]

mukher upor kauke noob bola thik na.. practice korle shobai eksomoy valo khele. r amra fifa player ra to jani e.. din kharap hoile je 1 day fifa khelse tar kaseo harte lagte pare. uporer eye-opening post gula thakuk.. r ekhane funny things in a dota game niye alap kora jaak.

[Ryuzaki San™]

I am one of the biggest hard asses around. I personally criticise a lot of players when they play bad. But I never call somebody a Noob on their face. Yes, of course I call people noobs, if they are my friends. I call Nafi, Farhan, Mudd Noob all day long. Why, you ask? Because they are my friends.

I know you just wanted to have some fun Demi, but you must understand this is a public forum. Lots of people visit here and I am a moderator. It is my duty to see that no degradatory comments are being passed on these boards. It is a matter of public opinion. Believe you me, I have nothing against you.

As a matter of galafying, I don't really galafy noobs in game. Ami emon precautions nei jate amar na gaillaite hoy newbie der. Suppose I start a game which has newer players on my team, I'll always pick a farmer carry and will force the newb to take a tank. I will farm up and make a looooot of items and ensure that I can carry the team to victory. All I ask of the newb is that he comes to battles and tank and die. By the end, I am farmed up and I end up destroying everything in sight. This happens in all games I play with newbies or people I do not trust.

And Demigod, I am just your average fun loving person. But one these forums, I am a moderator. So I am more mature when I am posting on these boards. You cannot really compare my outside activities to myself on these forums.

Well it seems u certainly have made your point...And ami joto tuku dekhlam this forum is a little different from the others..Btw i liked your post...Anyways instead of closing it might i suggest u change the name of it to something like " Describe the most noob like playing of a player..But donot mention the name..." anyways the idea is halka patla taken from one of the posters of the thread...Thanking you

[Pyro.Dynamics-]

lol, ok that seems fair. Since you are the poster, I think you should do the honors of changing the name.

[Mad Monk]

Rag Uthle majhe majhe MUKHER UPRE NOOB boli...
amar attitude valo na...but mood valo thakle ami shobairei BOSS mani...
cuz ami nijeo khub ekta valo TALENT na

[Noob™]

And ami joto tuku dekhlam this forum is a little different from the others..

hmm yes indeed.

[Ryuzaki San™]

lol, ok that seems fair. Since you are the poster, I think you should do the honors of changing the name.

Eh ami shob korle mod ra ki ghash khabe..lol...
btw altho i post in a lot of forums i mostly ask the mods to change the thread names if necessary...Because i can't really edit it..
Oh and ami tunesbd'r best newcomer of the month

[CoB666.InFn-0]

onek agey in assault gaming cafe , i saw an anti mage with 1 basher in his inventory . apparently , that was the only item he had !

[Ryuzaki San™]

onek agey in assault gaming cafe , i saw an anti mage with 1 basher in his inventory . apparently , that was the only item he had !

Finally some criticism ...anyways when first we came to know of the use of maelstrom, i once made 6 of em with razor at ma home...and the next day wen i came i was like...Dhuru...kalke 6 ta banailam ...dehi 1 tar cheye kom mare...Bepar ta ki...Tarporer bepar ta na bollei chole..

[kabir_sharif2000]

I made 5 maelstroms, thought its 100% chance now!!! But the most interesting action was when i saw a "pit Lord" made a deso! A drow with a Helm of Dominator! wtf??? I would like to end with this- first time i played dota, i picked omniknight as i loved arthus. My friend picked Viper. I was thinking “how do i attack a bird when i am not a ranged hero?” So i never even tried to attack!!!

[Ryuzaki San™]

I made 5 maelstroms, thought its 100% chance now!!! But the most interesting action was when i saw a "pit Lord" made a deso! A drow with a Helm of Dominator! wtf??? I would like to end with this- first time i played dota, i picked omniknight as i loved arthus. My friend picked Viper. I was thinking “how do i attack a bird when i am not a ranged hero?” So i never even tried to attack!!!

Hehe good 1 man ...Anyways i guess people are too good to describe their noob acts...lol

[SinEater]

The first time I played Dota, My friends asked me to pick sniper...i played the whole game without buying anything except tp/flask, as i thought items would be dropped by dying creeps!!!

I think what Pyro said is right, please do not use this thread to flame...

[Ryuzaki San™]

Achha today probably is my last day on this forum....since quite a while so i decided to reveal myself...I am Saquib ...(Pichhi Saquib)