Fun Thread !!! [unmoderated]

[Mad Monk]

amar mone hoe Gamer ra Khelar pasha pashi Hashikhushi
thakte posondo kore...

1st jokesy post:

Professors Definition of Kisses...

i hope this is a Open Discussion...& gamers dont only play
games...i think they r also Good in Romance Life...these r
some Funny Definitions of Kisses by Professors...

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of
contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

[Mad Monk]

2nd Jokesy Post:

Half Brother & Ashol Baba.

[Mad Monk]

NoaKhailla:

Ekdin ek nwakhaila gase Market a shopping. Oikhane ekta TV dekhe taar khubi posondo hoise. So, dokaner bhitore giye shopkeeper k bole ami oi TV ta kinbo. Oita koto?
Shopkeeper: Ami nwakhaila der kachhe TV bechi na.
Lokta to khubi obak holo j ami j nwakhaila ta shopkeeper bujhlo kivabe? So, next day te she valo jama-kapor pore abaro giye bollo oi TV tar daam koto?
Again the same answer came out.
Lokta vablo mone hoy amake chine felechhe. Disguise ta valo chhilo na. So, next day mukhe dari, moch, mathay pagri pore pura-puri Arabin sheje eshe bolchhe "I want to buy that TV"
Again the same reply came.
The nwakhaila went nuts in anger and asked how the hell do u know i'm a nwakhaila?
The shopkeeper replied, Karon oita TV na. Oita ekta micro wave woven. Prithibite khali nwakhailarai woven k TV bole... Heh heh heh...

[Mad Monk]

The Perfect Husband:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[Mad Monk]

Accident:

[Mad Monk]

Husband & Wife:

[Mad Monk]

InterView:

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

[Mad Monk]

Last Edition For Now:

Pachar Vull:

Newspaper a news ashce, boro kore lekha "" Policer gu keye 4 jon nihoto"" ashole likhte cheyesilo ""guli keye"". to Pordin correction asce "" Pachar Vuler Karone amra antorik vabe dukkito....ashole likhte cheyesilo j Chapar vullboshoto............

[WoH[AMON]~Lord SMS]

jotil thread

[EaGL1337]

Ami hashte hashte shesh.

[desertfox]

Jokes shobgulai awesome, kintu shesh er duita joke, one of Lord SMS & another one of Eaglewatch1337, ei dui joner joke duitar aga matha nai.............

[Z]

DF bhai tou kothin ekta joke bollo.. .. anyway... watch this.. hhihihi... btw.. ami akhono purata dekhte pari nai.. net is friggin' slow right now.. :\

NOTE : eita fake/staged naki ami jani na... so dont flame me or anything..

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[SF_RockR]

the video must b true , USA ppls are dumbasssssss
they only know how to beat muslims and drop bombs on them

[SF_RockR]

Hats off to you MONK vai, aro mojar jokes post koiren

[Mad Monk]

Again Some ShikkhoNiyo Subject Diya Shuru Korlam...
@ thanks Everybody...for Support Hashikhushi Thakun...

Question & Answer:

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner!!!!

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.



1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)



2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)


3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)


8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner. (UPSC 33Rank)

[Mad Monk]

Aunty Boshen...

Mother: Baba Rimon, bus a kono briddho othoba kono mohila darie thakle shobshomoy taar jonne seat chere diba, thik ache??
Rimon: Thik ache ammu.

Tarpor 1 din Rimon taar baba'r shathe bus a kore school a jachchilo.Then Rimon 1 jon mohila k dekhe uthe darie bollo" Aunty boshen". Ei kaaj korar por baba taake ekta chor dilo.

Then bashay........

Rimon: Ammu jano bus a ami ek aunty'r jonne amar seat chere debar por abbu amake chor mereche.

Mother:Keno keno ??tumi amar chele k marle keno? O to thik kaaj e korechilo!!!!!!

Father:Tomar fazil chele ki koreche jano? ? ? fazil ta amar kool a theke uthe darie oi mohila k bole , aunty boshen

[Mad Monk]

~~Idiot:~)

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself...:o

[Mad Monk]

Speed Limit:

[Mad Monk]

Joke For Adults:
Aarre dhurrr...shobai poren...

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.


Wife: When must I give them to him?


Doctor: They are for you...

[Mad Monk]

Haba & Buddhiman: