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    Cool ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

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    A young 'n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

    Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
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    I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.


    You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.


    My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?


    I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?


    Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems that this is my upper limit.


    If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.


    I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
    1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names 'n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
    2) Which age group should I target?
    3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
    4) How do you decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

    Ms. Pretty



    A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
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    Dear Ms. Pretty,
    I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.


    My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
    everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.


    From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.


    Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" 'n "money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n square.


    However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.


    Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.


    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
    If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".


    Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.


    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.


    signed,
    J.P. Morgan CEO...
    Last edited by pcgamer; November 3rd, 2011 at 01:43.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by pcgamer View Post
    However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.


    Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.


    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
    If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
    Best part.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Now I get it why I'm not earning 500k every year.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Ore ! Well said by Morgan !

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    What a great utilization of accounting theories .

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    LMFAO that was epic

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    My one and only suggestion is-
    Go for Love marriage(true one, ya it is really hard to find like finding a pin in hay-stack)
    But who has no option other than "arranged marriage"- Marry a varsity topper and career-istic girl who will occupy herself with her career. She does not care about your money but love. She will not spend your hard earned money on so called modern girly things.
    *specially does not go to Persona Spa(with HD 1080 P camera)...
    Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I really am, and why I say this. Come, and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by aayman_farzand View Post
    LMFAO that was epic
    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
    This ?

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    bhalo but it was fake JP Morgan guys dont have time to write these stuffs. They work 7am till 1am everyday

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected] View Post
    bhalo but it was fake JP Morgan guys dont have time to write these stuffs. They work 7am till 1am everyday
    Puratai faltu.

    And agree to Tomal. Boro boro financial giants r always busy wreaking financial havoc. They do not have the time for this bull.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by REVx View Post
    Puratai faltu.

    And agree to Tomal. Boro boro financial giants r always busy wreaking financial havoc. They do not have the time for this bull.
    yeah kono meye airokom jinish ask korle bolbe, "hey do u wanna do it or not? Yes or no ???" ^_^

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    woah !! So funny LMFAO XD XD XD sad thing is i discovered why girls are not interested in me.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    That was amusing. Whether it's fake or not doesn't matter, 'twas a good laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoaib View Post
    woah !! So funny LMFAO XD XD XD sad thing is i discovered why girls are not interested in me.
    Je meye ra apnar poisha-r pisey dourabey -- they r not worth having a relationship with. U r better off without them.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by Wintereise View Post
    That was amusing. Whether it's fake or not doesn't matter, 'twas a good laugh.
    This. I loved the "appreciation/depreciation asset" thingy XD
    The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power.
    Please do not PM me for support. You will NOT get a reply. Post in the relevant forum section.

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    Default Re: ‎A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband

    When I read the girl's statements, I was like "WHOA!!"
    But after reading the stupid so called CEO's post - "DUDE WTH!!"

    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
    EFIC!!


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