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    life of a INSANE PRO

    TOPIC : LIFE OF A INSANE PRO
    VICTIM : INSANITY
    SHORT DESCRIPTION: CLAN LORD " INSANE" , IMBA PRO,SHORT TEMPER, UNTOLLERANT TO NOOBS

    now here it goes ....


    <>
    ths is wat the game screen loks like
    SENTINEL

    chippu_007
    kamakazee_69
    RAM_GR8
    KILLER_007


    SCOURGE

    CUPID ANGEL
    MASTEROFDRAPES
    HARI_99



    CHAT:
    chippu_007: +1

    !n5an!ty HAS JOINED THE GAME

    kamakazee_69:unbalance teams

    chippu_007:ya wait ill balance

    Now the screen looks like tiis

    SENTINEL

    chippu_007
    kamakazee_69
    RAM_GR8
    KILLER_007
    CLOSED

    SCOURGE

    CLOSED
    CLOSED
    CLOSED
    !n5an!ty

    Game starting in 5
    Game starting in 4
    Game starting in 3
    !n5an!ty:err......



    some time later in game
    suddenly the sentinel stops producing creeps

    chippu_007: wtf?? wats happenin????

    INSANITY:WER R CREEPS!! ??? how will i farm???

    SENTINELUE TO TREMENDOUS SLAUGHTER OF CREEPS
    THE Society for Welfare of Creeps has Put a objection to more production of creeps.

    INSANITY: Errr....
    shortly there after INSANITY starts farmin on heroes.. ( like the usual...)



    NEXT GAME

    !n5an!ty has joined the game
    the game starts....

    Creeps have left the game
    !n5an!ty: err.....


    What happens Wen !n5an!ty joins a game:

    * creeps start tower hugging.....
    * creeps in !n5an!ty's lane start jungle farming..... too afraid to face him....
    * friendly creeps at 45% hp start runinng run back to the base in the fear of being denied
    * as soon as !n5an!ty is miss... all the heros tp back to base..
    * Roshan buys a blink dagger.......
    * ICEFROG introduces a :"right to survive" in DOTA...

    When !n5an!ty comes to kill roshan
    here is the chat:

    * Roshan: sad.... listen dude... take this aegies,cheese,gimme ur account number ill transfer gold,ill giv u exp,and if u want i can even display the messg" roshan has been killed by sentinel " and ill go hide in forest no one will know it was a fake... but PLEASE!!!!! NOT AGAIN!
    * Insanity : err.....

    btw this is from ggclient.com
    those of u who want to check the whole thing out
    Insane Ajax

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    Lolz...Team Balance ta Khubi Valo Hoise...
    Ami Statistics er STD...so ei TYPE balancing shikhe rakha valo

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    amar bhalo lagse aita... mane oshadharon chilo aita> * creeps start tower hugging.....
    * creeps in !n5an!ty's lane start jungle farming..... too afraid to face him....
    * friendly creeps at 45% hp start runinng run back to the base in the fear of being denied
    * as soon as !n5an!ty is miss... all the heros tp back to base..
    * Roshan buys a blink dagger.......
    * ICEFROG introduces a :"right to survive" in DOTA...

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    oita to mojai....purata BUJHTE amaro ektu time lagse...cuz ami REGULAR DOTA
    player na....r IN5ANE entry marar por to aaro kothin obostha...

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    Ha ha, nice one Shaggy.

    BTW, are you Shaggy Fahad?

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    lol. Kutta pagol joke!

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    such a long joke but no time to read it ....

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    wow nice joke it was fun spending time on ur joke !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fesal_777 View Post
    wow nice joke it was fun spending time on ur joke !!!
    Lol, abosheshe orindom kohilo bishade!

    Its just [EB]. Not Elite B[a]stard or anything like that.

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    haha nice joke dude

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    Ha ha ha ha, Great joke
    Why does it feel more Real when Iam dreaming than when Iam awake???
    If anyone knows why, then PM me plz..

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    lol i no those indians
    Insanity is not that pro ~_~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I remember First-Blooding his priestess with my Pudge.

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    * Roshan: sad.... listen dude... take this aegies,cheese,gimme ur account number ill transfer gold,ill giv u exp,and if u want i can even display the messg" roshan has been killed by sentinel " and ill go hide in forest no one will know it was a fake... but PLEASE!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

    LOL!!!

    I ain't happy ... I'm feeling glad ... I got sunshine ... in a bag ... I'm useless But not for long
    The future is coming on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eight View Post
    * Roshan: sad.... listen dude... take this aegies,cheese,gimme ur account number ill transfer gold,ill giv u exp,and if u want i can even display the messg" roshan has been killed by sentinel " and ill go hide in forest no one will know it was a fake... but PLEASE!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

    LOL!!!
    LOL! I like your sig man!

    Its just [EB]. Not Elite B[a]stard or anything like that.

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    hehe ty ... murgi churi

    I ain't happy ... I'm feeling glad ... I got sunshine ... in a bag ... I'm useless But not for long
    The future is coming on

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    But I didn't know chicken could fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyro.Dynamics View Post
    But I didn't know chicken could fly.
    This one is special.

    Its just [EB]. Not Elite B[a]stard or anything like that.

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    lol murgi cant fly ... but can jump :S

    I ain't happy ... I'm feeling glad ... I got sunshine ... in a bag ... I'm useless But not for long
    The future is coming on

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    LOL.very funny...

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