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    Default What do you call a funny German?

    Answer: Nothing, there isn't one

    As Mark Twain observed, a German joke is no laughing matter.

    Sadly for the nation that brought us everything from Beethoven to lederhosen, it seems that everyone agrees.

    Germany has been voted the least funny country in the world in an international poll.


    Brothers grim: 'There were zwei peanuts, walking down the straße, und one was a salted... peanut' Funniest joke the Germans know, according to Monty Python

    But before you permit yourself a dry British chuckle at the news, we came fourth from bottom – apparently, we’re simply not as funny as we think we are.

    The survey of 30,000 people in 15 countries was conducted for social networking site Badoo.com, whose spokesman Lloyd Price said: ‘Germans are brilliant at so many things, including making cars and beating us at football.

    'Unfortunately, telling jokes isn’t always one of them. If only there was a comedy World Cup, we might stand a chance against them.’



    The stereotype of German humourlessness is believed to derive from their reputation for efficiency, punctuality and rationality, presumed to be at the expense of humour.

    Examples of German jokes include: ‘Yesterday, I met my friend Horst at the hospital. He’d swallowed a sponge. He says it doesn’t hurt but he’s always thirsty.’

    If that left your ribs untickled, try this: ‘Plants grow very well if you speak kindly to them. Which is why I sometimes go into the garden and insult the weeds.’

    Of Britain’s place near the bottom of the list, Mr Price said: ‘If we’re no good at football and no good at comedy either, it’s a bit of a pie in the face for us.’

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    Default Re: What do you call a funny German?

    aita niye south park er akta episode ase to ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom@L View Post
    aita niye south park er akta episode ase to ......
    ? season ? ep ?????
    Every hero has a journey. Every journey has an end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 61ZONE View Post
    ? season ? ep ?????
    Jene ki korba? Product to amar kase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anik_lc View Post
    Jene ki korba? Product to amar kase.
    s1-2 te thakteo pare
    Every hero has a journey. Every journey has an end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 61ZONE View Post
    s1-2 te thakteo pare
    2 divided by 15 into 100 = 13.3333333

    So 13.33 chance to get that in S1/2.
    Emnitei kom tarporeu unlucky number.

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    Default Re: What do you call a funny German?

    areh eita last season a ase,, south park er.

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    current season ei ase ...... season 15 episode 2 "FunnyBot" .......

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    Default Re: What do you call a funny German?

    Quote Originally Posted by solid snake View Post
    areh eita last season a ase,, south park er.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom@L View Post
    current season ei ase ...... season 15 episode 2 "FunnyBot" .......
    Thanks. Got it. Watching it.

    ---------- Post added at 10:46 ---------- Previous post was at 10:43 ----------


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    Quote Originally Posted by 61ZONE View Post
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    season 15 er epison eita...ami apnake disilam na...oikhane ase...

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